Nanotechnology appears Up With New Levers to Control the British Economy.
With the 'incredibly decrease British economy' comes a life-line: nano-levers.
Very small forces for controlling a very small economy.
"We require levers that operate at the molecular level," said one economy expert, "the British economy has become a 'shrinking-violet' - pretty soon we won't have to be anxious about cutting back on CO2 emissions."
Putting spin on the latest miserable GDP figures, Alistair Darling (British Chancellor of the Exchequer, a pompous government department): "This is surely good news, the latest drop in GDP figures will spurn more growth in Cap 'n Trade, we can sell our CO2 emission permits to China - it's a grand opportunity for both nations."
Predicting a fall off in tax revenues the British government implied at a more Lib-Dem approach to the economy.
"We need various kind of business growth so we are heartening our water treatment works (sewage farms) to use most modern nanotechnology to extract precious metals like gold (Au) and platinum (Pt) from waste water."
"The latest Iranian internal investment figures show obviously that Iran is buying up water waste dispensation plants and egg battery ranches dotted around nuclear facilities at former Windscale (now renamed Sellafield) in Cumbria."
"We did not recognize that gold and other precious elements could be extracted from waste water from Sellafield," considered one British official.
With the 'incredibly decrease British economy' comes a life-line: nano-levers.
Very small forces for controlling a very small economy.
"We require levers that operate at the molecular level," said one economy expert, "the British economy has become a 'shrinking-violet' - pretty soon we won't have to be anxious about cutting back on CO2 emissions."
Putting spin on the latest miserable GDP figures, Alistair Darling (British Chancellor of the Exchequer, a pompous government department): "This is surely good news, the latest drop in GDP figures will spurn more growth in Cap 'n Trade, we can sell our CO2 emission permits to China - it's a grand opportunity for both nations."
Predicting a fall off in tax revenues the British government implied at a more Lib-Dem approach to the economy.
"We need various kind of business growth so we are heartening our water treatment works (sewage farms) to use most modern nanotechnology to extract precious metals like gold (Au) and platinum (Pt) from waste water."
"The latest Iranian internal investment figures show obviously that Iran is buying up water waste dispensation plants and egg battery ranches dotted around nuclear facilities at former Windscale (now renamed Sellafield) in Cumbria."
"We did not recognize that gold and other precious elements could be extracted from waste water from Sellafield," considered one British official.
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